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STAND OUT FROM THE HERD.

Make Offering Apparel & Promo Items a Graze.

The Story.

Wait a minute. A purple cow? You got that right! It’s our business to make you look udder-ly (pun intended) different. We specialize in helping you get your brand recognized and offering the outlet for you to get those other normal looking cows out there to get a little more…purple looking.  Don’t let your best heffers be the laughing stock of your herd.

Our herd is already rad and we want you to join it. Yes, we understand most of the time joining our herd would mean you have to drop your drawers, bend over and let us heat up the ole iron, but this time we’ll save the branding for your gear.

Long story short; be you, brand your gear and stand out from the crowd. Now, time for more cow bell.

The Process.

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You Order.

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We Produce.

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We Ship.

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Purple Cows.

The BENEFITS.

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Simple Ordering.

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Fast Production.

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Seemless Fulfillment.

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Happy Purple Cows.